Re-blog if your a lifeguard!
I would be a terrible lifeguard oops
OMG I WANT IT
Parents who want to argue with you because they believe their special snowflake of a child should not apply to the rules
Parents who assume putting a lifejacket on their child is equivalent to supervising them in the water
Birthday parties that give out whistles in the gift bags
When people bend the guard tubes to the point that they crack in the middle
I’ll save ya (;
FIND ME AN OCEAN TO DROWN IN ASAP
My friends kid wanted a car like daddy’s… So daddy hooked him the fuuuuccccckkkkk up!